If u are nosy, you can send me a email to To send me private email use my public Key. You can get it as follows:

  $ gpg --recv-keys --keyserver 47E322CE
  $ links -dump
  $ lynx -dump
  $ w3m -dump

(dope@painless) : (/home/dope): gpg --fingerprint
pub  1024D/47E322CE 2003-05-25 Christian Schneider (Die hard!)
     Key fingerprint = 0095 C0F5 C03D 776A F585  0A46 4B6F 1932 47E3 22CE
sub  2048g/072F7693 2003-05-25
(dope@painless) : (/home/dope): 

About me and this fucking page

You actually want to know more about me? Well hell, I'd better make with the autobiography. My full, official, completely not madeup name is Christian Schneider. Computers have always been a pretty important part of my life. For better or for worse, I've been playing with computers since around '85. Or maybe before, I can't remember exactly. I believe my first computer was a TI-99/4A given to me by my brother. Somewhere along the line my dad bought our first "modern" computer at home, a 386 DX 33 MHz... Gone a long way since then.
In Fall of ~94, I was introduced to this "new" operating system by my neighbour. I started using linux (Slackware) then, and my liking of *nix OS' has grown from there. I primarily use NetBSD or OpenBSD on my servers, and Slackware on my desktops. At one point or another, I've used (and administrated) Linux (Debian, Slackware, RedHat, SuSe, many other distributions as well as other Unices like SunOS, IRIX, AIX and HP-UX. I speak English, et je sais parler franšais, una peque˝a espa˝aewsr, eniachŕ ellada, priliŔno namirnica srpski and German. Since 2006 have been working as a freelance IT consultant focusing mainly on the area of IT security and Linux/Unix. This (my own personal site) will be hosted by Neessen Webhosting (Winfried Neessen is a Linux/Perl/ HTML/CSS and PHP - guru)
In any event.. this appallingly piece of HTML code was created with VIM under Slackware and OpenBSD. The clean design this requires also means that text only browsers such as Lynx cope very well with this site. It really is best viewed with any browser., because this page (like almost all other) are W3C conformable. For more informations about me, send beer, pizza, money and willed sluts!!!11!


Responsible for contents:
Christian Schneider
Donauweg 2
93102 Geisling/Pfatter

Phone +49 9481/959331
Fax   +49 9481/959335
[dope@dreckskind:~]% finger -l dope
Login: dope                             Name: Christian Schneider
Directory: /home/dope                   Shell: /bin/zsh
Office: 42, +49 9481/959331             Home Phone: +49 9481/959392
On since Tue Jun 29 02:49 (CEST) on tty1      17 hours 35 minutes idle
On since Tue Jun 29 02:50 (CEST) on pts/2 (messages off)
On since Wed Jun 30 12:06 (CEST) on pts/62 (messages off)
On since Fri Jul  2 02:07 (CEST) on pts/227 (messages off)
On since Sat Jul  3 03:44 (CEST) on pts/343   23 minutes 28 seconds idle
Last login Tue Jun 29 15:11 (CEST) on tty3
New mail received Sat Jul  3 04:55 2004 (CEST)
     Unread since Fri Jul  2 13:43 2004 (CEST)

"Yeh, Buddy..            | (Christian Schneider) |  _~~_
 I've got your COMPUTER! | % GPG-Key-ID: 0x47E322CE             | (O)(-)
 Right HERE!!"           | Donauweg 2, 93102 Pfatter            |  /..\
 (computer THIS!)        | ~/.plan .. cloaking device....       |   ()

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